Thursday, April 21, 2011


So, yesterday was 4/20, which was great....Means I got to spend my night dealing with rubes all hopped up from tokin' on reefers.

Thursday, April 14, 2011

Whole Lotta Nothin'

Yeah, I found the dope peddler...Talk about small potatoes...He ain't even tater tots. The bindle stiffs was about the best he could do...Pretty sad.

Wednesday, April 13, 2011

One Side Comes Into Focus

Apparently the bindle stiffs that were tailing me have been kicking the gong around pretty heavy and owe pretty deep to a dope peddler that is not too fond of me. I think I need to pay him a little visit.

Tuesday, April 12, 2011

Three Sides To The Story?

Found myself being tailed by a coupla bindle stiffs last night...It makes me think there's more than one side to this, because the money it takes for the elaborate dead hooker stunt would not hire bindle stiffs to trail me...Unless that is what I'm supposed to think...Was I supposed to catch them? They had no info for me, just a whole lot of gum flapping.I feel like a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs...I'm just waiting for the axe to fall...I'm just hoping I can move my neck quickly enough.

Monday, April 11, 2011

Raising the Stakes

So, now they are trying to tie me to the body of a dead hooker.I must have really pissed off the wrong person this time. I keep hearing rumbles on the street that it's about someone dealing in bent cars...But that doesn't fit...Dead hookers is a little dramatic for stolen cars...I'm thinking it's someone with some mazuma whose dealing in smack or running whores themselves. Either way, they seem to want to send me up the river, or to the bottom of it.

Friday, April 8, 2011


Apparently, SOMEONE is not happy with the work I have been doing...They are trying to give me the bum's rush...That ain't gonna happen, compadre. Not in this lifetime.

Thursday, April 7, 2011

Spinning The Wheels

I am running into a lotta flapping gums, but ain't nobody saying nothing.These punks seem to think I'm some kind of bunny or something. i don't think they know who they're dealing with. I think it might just be time to let 'em in on a little something.

Monday, April 4, 2011


So, Saturday morning I woke up in a flop house with a ball peen hammer working it's way out of the inside of my head...Someone slipped me a mickey...Looks like I need to start crackin' some skulls.

Friday, April 1, 2011

Wednesday, March 30, 2011


Sure, one day I'll don the Chicago Overcoat, but I can't live in fear...When I bite the dust, I bite it...But I'll do my damnedest to take someone with me.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011


These poor stiffs, they get one glimpse of a gam, or a dame flashes a smile in some joint, and these saps are ripe for a shakedown.

Monday, March 28, 2011


"Now, I don't go looking for a fight, but if you wanna start one with me...I'll finish it."

Friday, March 25, 2011


"Do I like walking sticks? Hells yes I do. I dig me some gams, brother...Whether they go from here to ya-ya, or whether they never stop."

Thursday, March 24, 2011


Reading? Quite frankly, the only reading I do is reading the perp his rights...And between you and me, even that's a waste of time. Perps don't deserve no rights...They're all wrongs.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011


When it comes to tunes...I have two words for you...Alt-Country.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Monday, March 21, 2011


There are times when the bottle is your best friend...And then there are times when it's your only friend.

Friday, March 18, 2011


"I like it lightly browned....You burn it, I'll shove it up yer ass."

Thursday, March 17, 2011

The Irish

"When they ain't drunk, they're okay...So you got like a fifteen minute window, RIGHT after they wake up.
  Oh yeah, Happy St. Patrick's Day."

Wednesday, March 16, 2011


"I find that Justice is best served like my eggs...Greasy,runny, and with a big splash of Tabasco."

Tuesday, March 15, 2011


‎"Women? Sure...There's been hundreds...But they all end up wanting something...Money, love, a kidney...Whatever it is, I always seem to be the one that ends up bleeding in the gutter, with my heart in a bottle of rotgut."

Monday, March 14, 2011


That's one of the downsides to being a legend....Every two bit punk on the street wants to make his bones on being the one who took down "The 'Stache".

Sunday, March 13, 2011


"I ain't never killed nobody that didn't deserve killing."