Bacon

Yes.

Death

Sure, one day I'll don the Chicago Overcoat, but I can't live in fear...When I bite the dust, I bite it...But I'll do my damnedest to take someone with me.

Rubes

These poor stiffs, they get one glimpse of a gam, or a dame flashes a smile in some joint, and these saps are ripe for a shakedown.

Fights

"Now, I don't go looking for a fight, but if you wanna start one with me...I'll finish it."

Legs

"Do I like walking sticks? Hells yes I do. I dig me some gams, brother...Whether they go from here to ya-ya, or whether they never stop."

Reading...

Reading? Quite frankly, the only reading I do is reading the perp his rights...And between you and me, even that's a waste of time. Perps don't deserve no rights...They're all wrongs.

Music

When it comes to tunes...I have two words for you...Alt-Country.

Perps

If their lips are movin', they're lying to you.

Booze

There are times when the bottle is your best friend...And then there are times when it's your only friend.

Toast

"I like it lightly browned....You burn it, I'll shove it up yer ass."

The Irish

"When they ain't drunk, they're okay...So you got like a fifteen minute window, RIGHT after they wake up.
  Oh yeah, Happy St. Patrick's Day."

Justice

"I find that Justice is best served like my eggs...Greasy,runny, and with a big splash of Tabasco."

Women

‎"Women? Sure...There's been hundreds...But they all end up wanting something...Money, love, a kidney...Whatever it is, I always seem to be the one that ends up bleeding in the gutter, with my heart in a bottle of rotgut."

Legend

That's one of the downsides to being a legend....Every two bit punk on the street wants to make his bones on being the one who took down "The 'Stache".

Killing

"I ain't never killed nobody that didn't deserve killing."