Wednesday, March 30, 2011


Sure, one day I'll don the Chicago Overcoat, but I can't live in fear...When I bite the dust, I bite it...But I'll do my damnedest to take someone with me.

Tuesday, March 29, 2011


These poor stiffs, they get one glimpse of a gam, or a dame flashes a smile in some joint, and these saps are ripe for a shakedown.

Monday, March 28, 2011


"Now, I don't go looking for a fight, but if you wanna start one with me...I'll finish it."

Friday, March 25, 2011


"Do I like walking sticks? Hells yes I do. I dig me some gams, brother...Whether they go from here to ya-ya, or whether they never stop."

Thursday, March 24, 2011


Reading? Quite frankly, the only reading I do is reading the perp his rights...And between you and me, even that's a waste of time. Perps don't deserve no rights...They're all wrongs.

Wednesday, March 23, 2011


When it comes to tunes...I have two words for you...Alt-Country.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Monday, March 21, 2011


There are times when the bottle is your best friend...And then there are times when it's your only friend.

Friday, March 18, 2011


"I like it lightly browned....You burn it, I'll shove it up yer ass."

Thursday, March 17, 2011

The Irish

"When they ain't drunk, they're okay...So you got like a fifteen minute window, RIGHT after they wake up.
  Oh yeah, Happy St. Patrick's Day."

Wednesday, March 16, 2011


"I find that Justice is best served like my eggs...Greasy,runny, and with a big splash of Tabasco."

Tuesday, March 15, 2011


‎"Women? Sure...There's been hundreds...But they all end up wanting something...Money, love, a kidney...Whatever it is, I always seem to be the one that ends up bleeding in the gutter, with my heart in a bottle of rotgut."

Monday, March 14, 2011


That's one of the downsides to being a legend....Every two bit punk on the street wants to make his bones on being the one who took down "The 'Stache".

Sunday, March 13, 2011


"I ain't never killed nobody that didn't deserve killing."